Gary De Mattei

Actorman: Or (The Subjective Opinion of Ignorance)

To post on the internet that Actorman is self indulgent is like a child saying, “Whatever!” when being scolded by a teacher or parent; it’s passive aggressive and meaningless. And what’s worse, it shows how one has put absolutely no thought into what one is posting. It’s stating the obvious and therefore not saying much…

tick, tick…BOOM!

Me with the cast of “Tick, tick…BOOM!” Pictured: Clockwise (starting with me in the middle) Sara Stein; Andrew Ceglio; Nick Ceglio.) So I woke up this morning and pulled a few photos for a ‪#‎TBT‬ post. They were from a show I directed a while back at a theater I built with a friend. It…

THAT CAT CAN ACT

  “JEAN: I should have had you wear double condoms. But if you ever do it again, which as a favor to women everywhere you should not. But if you do, you should be wearing condom on condom. And then wrap it in electrical tape. You should just walk around always, inside a great big…

BEING GAR

Morton Hull: Do you realize that more people will be watching you tonight, than all those who have seen theater plays in the last forty years? Chance the Gardener: Why? — Being There BEING THERE is a brilliant film. If it were remade today it would have to include the binge watching that is currently…

MOTHRA IN 3C

ACT I Lights up on Apartment 3C, NYC. We see GARY and CARYN spring cleaning while OLD CRANKY NEIGHBOR looks on. GARY: [while spring cleaning the apartment] Hey look! I found a giant egg! [creepy music] CARYN: [shocked; looks at GARY] We must give it back to its rightful owner: Mothra! GARY: MOTHRA! [more creepy…