MEET THE MESS

“Meet The Mess!” It’s all starting to sound like the opening number from ‘Music Man’. Next time you’re watching one of these Punditry Parades, try turning off the sound and replacing it with ‘Rock Island’. It’s better than two martini’s in Disneyland:
 
 
 
David Gregory: Ever meet a fellow by the name of Mitt?
1st Pundit: Mitt?
David Gregory: Mitt.
3rd Pundit: Mitt?
4th Pundit: Mitt?
1st Pundit: Mitt?
2nd Pundit: Mitt?
5th Pundit: Mitt?
2nd Pundit: Mitt?
All (except David Gregory): NO!
4th Pundit: Never heard of any Businessman Mitt!
David Gregory: Now he doesn’t know the territory!
1st Pundit: Doesn’t know the territory?!?
3rd Pundit: What’s the feller’s lie?
David Gregory: Never worries bout his lie!
1st Pundit: Never worries bout his lie?!?
David Gregory: Or a doggone DOG. He’s just a bang beat, bell ringing, big haul, great go, neck or nothing, rip roar-in, every time a bull’s eye Businessman. That’s Former Governor Mitt, Governor Mitt.
3rd Pundit: What’s the feller’s lie?
5th Pundit: What’s his lie?
David Gregory: He’s a fake, and he doesn’t know the territory!
4th Pundit: Look, whaddayatalk, whaddayatalk, whaddayatalk, whaddaystalk?
David Gregory: He’s a Mormon man
1st Pundit: He’s a what?
3rd Pundit: He’s a what?
David Gregory: He’s a Mormon man and he sells bible books to the kids in the town…(etc.)